Apparently Seattle Pride is about a month away. In spite of my involvement with the LGBTQ community - perhaps because of it - I find myself very aggravated this time of year and particularly critical of the community.
So, I live in Washington state…
…which is totally about to allow the sale of liquor in places other than our awesome liquor stores, such as Safeway. I live less than a block away from Safeway. This will only end in awesome.
I know for a fact I went to bed at 11:00PM, did you expect me to actually sleep Grind? Sorry, sir, you are mistaken.
FML
Totally haven’t gotten off in about a week, decided to have some private time and my roommate walks in the door. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
An Account of the remains of the worship of Priapus, lately existing at Isernia, in the kingdom of Naples; in two letters, one from Sir William Hamilton … to Sir Joseph Banks … and the other from a person residing at Isernia; to which is added, A discourse on the worship of Priapus, and its connexion with the mystic theology of the ancients (1786)
Apparently, according to a poll recently conducted, being a jaded curmudgeon is the “curse of an intelligent mind”. If only that same curse of intelligence provided the means to alleviate the ennui and bitterness.
So, yeah, I’m going to pretend last night didn’t happen. Upon getting home I apparently rambled on and on about crepes being French burritos and received a text message from my bartender thanking me for being able to prove that I can drink the actual drunks under the table. There is photographic evidence of two fifths of rum gone solely because of me.
